Worst pickup lines that somehow actually worked in real life
#2Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.#3Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: MY JAW.#4If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.#6Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘FINE’ written all over you.#7If you were a song, you’d be the best track on my playlist—on repeat.#8Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout.#9I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together.#10Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes… and also because I’m new to this city.#11Are you a Wi‑Fi signal? Because I’m really feeling a connection.#12I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you… and I’m also melting.
#1Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.#3Are you Wi‑Fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.#4If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.#5Do you have a Band‑Aid? I scraped my knee falling for you.#6Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu‑Te.#7Excuse me — you owe me a drink. When I looked at you, I dropped mine.#8I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.#9Is your dad a thief? Because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.#10This is going to sound terrible, but I’d regret not talking to you.#11Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘FINE’ written all over you.#12Can I take you out? My therapist said I should start doing more scary things.#14Is this seat taken? Because my mom told me to talk to the nicest person in the room.#15Are you a magician? Every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
#1Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see.#6Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you’re CuTe.
#1Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.#3If you were a vegetable, you'd be a 'cute-cumber'.#4Is your dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.#5Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.#6Your eyes are like... well, they're very nice.#7I'm not very good at this, but... hello.
#1Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.#5You look like you'd be really good at stealing shopping carts.
#3Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.#5Is your name Wi‑Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.#6Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.#7I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.#8If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.#9Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.#12I was blinded by your beauty… I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.#13Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.#15This might be the worst line you hear tonight, but… hi.#17Are you a loan? Because you have my interest.#18I bet you $20 you won’t give me your number.
#2Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.#3Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.#4Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!#5Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: my jaw!#6If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber!#8Is your dad a baker? Because you’re a cutie pie!#9Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te!#10Can you lend me a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
#1I'm terrible at this, but you're cute and I'd regret not saying hi#2I have no idea what I'm doing right now#3You have the exact same coffee order as my ex#4You're reading my favorite book badly#5I'm going to sit here for exactly three minutes, and if you don't talk to me, I'm leaving#6You seem like you'd have interesting opinions about [random thing]#7asking a normal question like they're a person
#1Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only Ten I See.#4Excuse me, do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.#5Is this the Krusty Krab? Because I feel like I'm krabby for you.#6If I were a parking ticket, I'd have 'FINE' written all over you.#7Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you. ...I'm a scientist.#9I'm not sure what's more attractive, you or the fact that I have to be really drunk to approach you.#10I think you're really beautiful, and I had to come say hi.#11Hi, I'm [Name]. I have absolutely no good pickup lines, but I wanted to introduce myself.