Worst pickup lines that somehow actually worked in real life
#1If you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber.#2Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.#3Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.#4Is your name Wi‑Fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.#5I was going to read a book on anti-gravity, but then I saw you and couldn't put you down.#7I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.#8Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.#9If being sexy were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence.#11You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day.#12Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.
#1Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got FINE written all over you.#2Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.#3If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.#4Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.#6Is your dad a boxer? Because you're a knockout!#7You must be tired, 'cause you've been running through my mind all day.#8Are you Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection.
#1Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see.#3Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.#4Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.#5If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.#6I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.#8Are you Wi‑Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.#9I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.#10Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for.#12Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.#13Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
#2Excuse me, I think I dropped something. My jaw.#3Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see.#5Are you the square root of -1? Because you can't be real.#6You must be a carbon sample, because I want to date you — carbon dating.#8Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for.#9Did you find everything you were looking for? Because I think I just did.#11Need a hand? I'm surprisingly good at [related skill].
#1Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.#2Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.#3Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.#5Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: my jaw!#6If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber!#7Are you Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.#8Is your dad a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns!#9If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.
#2Is your dad a terrorist? Because you’re the bomb.#5If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute‑cumber.#6Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: my jaw.#7Are you a Wi‑Fi signal? Because I’m feeling a strong connection.#9Are you a loan? Because you have my interest.#10If we were a song, I’d be the annoying part that gets stuck in your head.
#1Did I fart? Because you blew me away.#2Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.#3Do you have a Band-Aid? I scraped my knee falling for you.#4If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.#5Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.#7Confidence#8Self-awareness#9Breaking the ice with humor#10Standing out from generic approaches
#1Is your dad a baker? Because you’ve got a great set of buns.#2Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.#3Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'fine' written all over you.#4Excuse me, can you tell me the time? I think I just saw my future.#5Your smile is so bright, I'm pretty sure I just got a tan.#7Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day.
#1Self-deprecation#2Timing#3Delivery#4Context