| 1 | realizing there's no toilet paper mid-use | 15.4 |
| 2 | realizing you’re not alone—and the other “person” has been there the whole time | 15.0 |
| 3 | The "Ghost" Occupant | 13.0 |
| 4 | the Phantom Pooper Cascade | 10.0 |
| 5 | The Eye Contact Through the Gap | 10.0 |
| 6 | The "Sanitary Tsunami" (The Realistic Nightmare) | 9.0 |
| 7 | The Structural Failure | 8.8 |
| 8 | The "No-End" Realization | 8.1 |
| 9 | Your phone slides out of your pocket into the toilet | 7.7 |
| 10 | Always squat | 7.7 |